With one screech of her voice, she has the ability to make testicles disappear. Even her own!

She is obnoxious, sarcastic, and openly out of her mind.

But, aside from the obvious, Caitsey has an over-obsessive love for one thing: Sitcoms. It has always been her dream to chronicle the deranged tard-itude that seems to surround her life.

After years of struggling with a little anxiety, and a ton of idiocy, she is ready to move on to what she does best.

Oh, also, she was once convinced that her house was haunted by Red Foxx. Turns out that it was just a smudgy window.